Aug 25, 2009

R.I.P, Val

I would like to lay to rest my roommate Val. Not really, but tonight she has all sorts of pain in her "ovaries," as she's been saying. I of course got my M.D. hat on (Web M.D.) and went on the prowl for what could be causing this issue. Here are the possibilities:

- Endometreosis
- Ovarian Cysts
- Miscarriage
- Ectopic Pregnancy
- Cancer
- Bursting Ovaries
- Kidney stones

NO WONDER women have so many psychoneuroses!!! I mean, she probably is just experiencing pre-menstrual cramps yet they act like she's probably got some kind of baby on the way (dead or alive). This is terrifying. Point being? Ladies, don't consult Web M.D. for anything.

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