- Today I was talking with a coworker about Teen Mom. He had mentioned the beat down that's all over TMZ (I haven't seen it yet), and then we got to talking about Gary and Amber and how hysterically atrocious they both are. Ex: Gary is always showing off approximately four inches of butt crack, while Amber has her baby's head tatooed on her ribcage. I mean... there really isn't much else I can say about that.
Then, said coworker said he said he LOVES Gary because he (Gary) is such a slob and wants to do a show called "Gary of Love." I'm not going to lie, this would be comedy gold. Imagine all the crap those contestants would go through. Actually, just think of the contestants in general. Fun times. I already came up with a challenge.
Gary: "As you all know, I am a victim of domestic violence. My ex, Amber, is Grade A crazy. Therefore, I need a woman who knows how to protect not only herself, but me as well." Then the girls all go to some jiu-jitzu class to learn some basic technique and the real challenge happens when the beat down on each other.
Again, comedy gold.
- I love Glamour magazine. I love Emma Stone. But HOLY AIRBRUSHING. At first I was like wow! Gorgeous! And now I'm like... is this what real people look like? I can't tell this was intentional for the whole pin-up girl look or what.
I totally dig the retro swimsuits they're all sporting though. Here's some pics of Ashley Greene, Emma and Freida Pinto. All photos courtesy of Glamour.com