Aug 25, 2013

The Best Moments From the Video Music Awards 2013

It wouldn't be an award show without some of my social commentary, would it? Because I like to live tweet as much as a I like puppies.

So, without further adieu, here are my top moments. I'm sure they match yours:

5. Gaga Kia Commercial
Kudos to Kia for getting Gaga's 'Applause' up in this hamster commercial. Brownie points to Gaga for not giving any f*cks... wearing her thong in the audience and apparently getting sloshed.




4. Taylor's 'Shut the Fuck Up' Moment
While I do have to say she seems rather bitter about the Harry Styles thing, I kind of like seeing Taylor get pissy. I always thought the worst word she'd ever say would be "fudge" or something sweet like that.


3. One Direction Reactions (Miley, Taylor's win, *NSYNC)
Don't mind me as I get on my soap box about this: One Direction is not remotely comprable to *NSYNC. Please stop saying they have a lot to learn from them. They don't have anything to learn. In fact, I hope they don't learn anything because I don't want my British babies wearing wind breakers or going through a demin suit phase. That was hard enough for me to endure as a 13-year-old; I couldn't handle it as a 26-year-old. 
1D doesn't dance, they curse, and they're British. Opposite ends of the spectrum. 

Case and point? 

Furthermore, they've outsold *NSYNC by several million at this rate, so, although I do love me some *NSYNC (die hard super fan right here), they could stand to learn a little something from 1D, if we're talking about taking notes. 

Also, *NSYNC never would have been caught with alcohol in tow at an award show. (Pat on the back to Louis with his pint.)

Now, to the reactions!

During Miley's performance:

After Taylor mentioned who "I Knew You Were Trouble" was about:
(Louis trying to keep it together — brilliant. Also, that song was written before their relationship so I have no idea why she's trying to stir the pot.)

Harry looks pleased with himself. I'm pleased with you too, stud. 

During the JT/*NSYNC reunion:
Niall: loving it. Louis: I'm the only one old enough to get a pint over here. Harry: me in 10 years.

Here's Harry casually eating an orange during Drake's performance. Boyfriend needed some sustinence. He's still jamming though.


2. Miley concerns us; we may need to get her on a 5150 hold soon.
Listen, I wouldn't say this was the best or even the most average performance of the night, however, it was one you couldn't forget. I don't want to write anything because it's not going to be positive. But I can't believe Robin Thicke got himself mixed up in this mess.

Lookin' like the damn Hamburglar

DRAKE'S REACTION THO:

1. Justin Timberlake 
I was sweating during this entire performance because I had a feeling I may or may not sob during *NSYNC. So glad they did that little tribute; Justin was perfect as ever. Also, please don't try to date me unless your swag level is at a "Justin Timberlake." Thanks.

Watch his whole performance.

What did you think? It has to be some show when Kanye West performed and he wasn't he most talked about.

2 comments:

Nikki said...

Best recap post ever - I totally missed that Taylor Swift thing - glad to see she's not SUCH a goodie goodie. P.S. The girl sitting next to Rhianna looks bored out of her mind.. haha!
xoxo,
Nikki at www.bedazzlesafterdark.com

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